10/22/79 – Born
2/9/81 – Basically did nothing all day
4/12/91 – Started delivering newspapers around neighborhood
6/4/93 – Sold concessions at the local swimming pool
6/5/98 – Graduated High School
8/28/98 – Met my future wife
2/5/00 – Started dating my future wife
5/20/02 – Became a College Graduate
1/5/03 – Moved to La Crosse, Wisconsin
1/15/03 – Worked at Famous Dave’s for the longest two weeks of my life
2/5/05 – Future wife became my real wife
2/7/05 – Moved to Milwaukee, Wisconsin
10/20/05 – Purchased a house
9/13/06 – Misplaced my car keys for a few hours
4/2/07 – Launched Summit Leadership, LLC
5/19/08 – Became an MBA
1/19/09 – Crowned Youngest Snowbird on Sanibel Island, FL
5/30/09 – Became a Volunteer Police Officer for City of Milwaukee (What ya gonna do when I come for you?)
8/5/09 – Wrote this About Me Page
12/15/09 – Forgot that this blog existed
4/31/10 – Forgot that April only has 30 days
8/4/10 – Forgot to add the fabric softener
10/22/10 – Celebrated my birthday at an Occupational Therapy conference. Can I get a Woo Hoo?
12/16/10 – Went to New York for meetings with Wealthy Industrialists
5/9/11 – Made a very small edit to this page…which no one will notice
9/23/11 – Purchased a house.
1/14/12 – In an effort to rediscover myself, just read this About Me page.
12/17/12 – Wondering what happened to the year 2012. Thyme Flys.
6/13/13 – Realized that this blog was no longer working. Got it fixed.
11/29/19 – Turns out that I haven’t updated this blog in over 6 years. Hmmm.
3/19/21 – Why do I keep renewing this domain name?